DeaconBarry

Bill the Klingon - Go goons

4/0 21.08.2008 21:04 English

1. Damn! He's jammed the door!
3. Fan out! He's only got a few minutes head start!
He can't be far!

Bill the Klingon - Close pursu it

5/0 19.08.2008 18:35 English

1. Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!
2. How do I barricade this door?
Ah!
3. This skip should hold them for a while.
4. Now where do I go?

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Bill the Klingon - Discovery

3/0 19.08.2008 01:29 English

1. He must have come this way.
2. Be vigilant!
3. Hey! It's him!
Crap!

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Bill the Klingon - Pwned

4/1 18.08.2008 00:21 English

1. Heh! I've always wanted to say that.
2. Relax. It just means the message will erase itself from the phone's memory.
3. I wish I could see your face though.

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Bill the Klingon - Message end s

1/0 17.08.2008 16:02 English

1. We would give you more explosives...
2. ...but you'll be caught once the first one goes off.
3. Goodbye Bill, and good luck.
4. This message self-destructs in five seconds.

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Bill the Klingon - Listen very carefully

1/0 17.08.2008 01:16 English

1. In this pack you will find a receiver, detonator and one kilogram of plastic explosive.
2. Schloop!
3. Insert the detonator into the explosive.
4. The trigger is on speeddial under `BAM`

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1. Before your inevitable capture, there is something you can do.
2. We need you to cause as much damage to Deacon Barry's organisation as possible.
3. That's why we've given you this.
4. The urban insurgent's starter pack.

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Bill the Klingon - Message beg ins

3/0 15.08.2008 00:56 English

2. If you are seeing this then our security arrangements have been compromised.
3. You are now on your own and on the run.
4. Be under no illusions. You will be captured by the Deacon.

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