DeaconBarry

Bill the Klingon - Back down u nder

6/0 30.08.2008 23:53 English

1. I guess that's the direction I'm heading.
2. But which tunnel is it?
3. Let's try this one.

Bill the Klingon - Moving on d own

3/0 26.08.2008 23:11 English

1. Nobody about? Thank goodness!
2. I need to be out of here before they decide to retrace their steps.
3. Down here is where I have to go.
I know where to place this bomb.

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Bill the Klingon - When all se ems darkest

2/0 25.08.2008 21:17 English

1. How low have I fallen?
I'm caked in sewage and hiding in a rubbish skip.
2. This is one experience I wish I could share with Deacon Barry!
3 !
4. *snicker* Heh heh heh.

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Bill the Klingon - Close pursu it

5/0 19.08.2008 18:35 English

1. Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!
2. How do I barricade this door?
Ah!
3. This skip should hold them for a while.
4. Now where do I go?

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Bill the Klingon - Discovery

3/0 19.08.2008 01:29 English

1. He must have come this way.
2. Be vigilant!
3. Hey! It's him!
Crap!

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Bill the Klingon - Pwned

4/1 18.08.2008 00:21 English

1. Heh! I've always wanted to say that.
2. Relax. It just means the message will erase itself from the phone's memory.
3. I wish I could see your face though.

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Bill the Klingon - Listen very carefully

1/0 17.08.2008 01:16 English

1. In this pack you will find a receiver, detonator and one kilogram of plastic explosive.
2. Schloop!
3. Insert the detonator into the explosive.
4. The trigger is on speeddial under `BAM`

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Bill the Klingon - Message beg ins

3/0 15.08.2008 00:56 English

2. If you are seeing this then our security arrangements have been compromised.
3. You are now on your own and on the run.
4. Be under no illusions. You will be captured by the Deacon.

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